Posted by
LowDownCentral on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 7:18:50 PM
LowDownCentral's council of
cognoscenti slap the franchise around.
Lance Thompson:
Every election, both sides strive to "get out the vote" by offering incentives providing transportation to the polls, allowing provisional ballots and innovations like drive-through voting. But to ensure an educated, thoughtful electorate, the bar for enfranchisement should be raised, not lowered.
To prevent careless choices, before we can vote for a candidate, we should be compelled to pick him out of a photo lineup (good practice for the inevitable indictments to come). Instead of printing the address of the polling place on the ballot, give out clues to the location for each correct answer to a civics quiz: What are the three branches of government waste? Which congressman earmarked funds for the local mosquito sanctuary? When Teddy Kennedy is on the Senate floor, how long till he gets back on his feet?
The entire multiple choice ballot format is woefully undemanding and encourages guessing. Even the SAT, scourge of high school students everywhere, now contains an essay section. Couldn't we include a few open-ended ballot questions: Describe your biggest electoral disappointment without using proper nouns. Define the term "lesser of two evils." Explain why the electoral college never plays in any bowl games.
My most radical proposal I have saved till last. We must do all this in the language of the nation we live in, English, before it joins Latin and Sumerian in the dead-languages-of-once-great-civilizations-that-couldn’t-manage-their-own-gardening-and-child-rearing.
A few minor changes to the franchise will ensure that only the best-informed and most-interested citizens will choose our political leaders. The rest of the electorate, as always, will disparage the poor choices that were made, but at least they will be absolved of all responsibility for them.
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Rose Pedenko:
Perusing a list of reasons why people don’t vote, one salient phrase grabbed my attention: People disengage from voting for many of the same reasons they disengage from, well—everything. “…unless and until the pain of the status quo exceeds the pain of making the change” voters will not vote.
Not voting should be illegal. We freedom-loving Americans submit to coercion in other areas—registering our cars, carrying automobile insurance and obtaining a valid drivers license. We should be compelled to vote. Not doing so should carry annoying consequences: Instead of drawing prospective jurors from voter registration rolls, choose from people who don’t vote. The added benefit is producing jurors less likely to be striked from the pool.
How else can we end voter apathy? Lower the voting age to 16. If a young person can navigate the internet, he can certainly figure out double-talk. Once we have established a fool-proof method for voting online (and I use the term “fool” loosely), candidates should be required to establish Profile Pages at www.myspace.com, post photos (and theoretically make the list of “Cool New People”). Whoever makes the list will skip the debates for grilling in Chat Rooms, and be forced to provide interesting videos to “connect” with others.
Lastly, better education for minority and low-income voters (who have the lowest voter turnout rates of all). Deciphering legalese in voter pamphlets can be downright dizzying. But dumbing-down the pamphlets with icons is not the answer. Plain English would give them a sporting chance to learn and participate. Come to think of it, it would give us all a sporting chance.
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Tanya Simon:
I love election time in my neighborhood polling place. It's the real time "How The Bolsheviks Didn't Win The War."
There are the Armenians, the Slavs (Russians, Lithuanians, Bulgarians, Ukrainians, and a few Czechs still complaining about their Christmas ducklings), all pigeon-eyeing one another, all wondering if the head of cabbage in the Bulgarian's bag is really a bomb. And it's fascinating that no matter their surnames--Abaturoff, Wilnowski, Tomanovich--they invariably end up under the sign that reads "For Last Names Beginning with S."
There are the wannabe movie agents, gardeners, grocery baggers, teachers and their pets (a Shih-Tzu and 2 Yorkies were spotted in fashion totes, as well as a loud Lhasa named Louie). They all gather under the "A" banner, because that's what they're taught in movie
school, or because they think they’ll get out faster. I'm still trying to figure that one out.
It's a wonderful sight for this citizen’s sore eyes. All the eagerness and willingness to exercise the privilege to vote. And it's a good thing there's a few people standing in each line who know the real issues on the ballot otherwise none of the other jokers would have a grasp on what to do. They say they vote the way their friends are voting. Oy.
I ponder my frights and my fears, what humongous changes I'll make with my one tiny vote as I stand correctly in line under "S" with the Abaturoffs, the Wilnowskis and the Tomanoviches, and pray for a miracle.
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Anthony Ragan:
"Like, I don't like any of them, so, like, why bother?"
Frightening as it may be, that literally was the answer I received from one of my student employees a few weeks before the 2004 election when I asked her what she thought of the candidates. Not knowing how to reply, I raised a Spockian eyebrow and went back to my work. Later that day, asking the same question to another of my employees uncovered this gem: "My choice doesn't matter; they're just going to do what they want in office anyway, so why bother?"
At last I knew how to answer, and so I promptly went in search of the nearest brick wall.
In a rare moment of clarity for a French politician, former Primer Minister Pierre Mendes-France once said "To govern is to choose." And, in a democracy where ostensibly the people are sovereign, a refusal to choose a candidate is to abdicate one's right to govern. A refusal to vote sends only a message of apathy, signaling cynical politicians that they can do whatever they want; the electorate really doesn't care.
That's just plain wrong. If we don't want to lose our right to govern, we have to make a choice. The problem comes from wrong-headed thinking: we've been conditioned for decades to vote “against” someone, as if we're afraid to commit (“politics as romance”?), or to be called on to defend our beliefs. So, instead, we take the easy way out and hide behind a fashionable contempt and cynicism.
The answer–and one less painful than a brick wall—is to vote “for” someone or something, not against. There will always be something we don't like about a candidate: the only way to get a candidate you agree with 100% of the time is to vote for yourself. Admit that, look for candidates who agree most with things that are important to you, and then vote for that person, not against the other guy. It's the only way we're going to fight the self-destructive contempt in which we hold our own system.